
My english become so broken here. My conversation has word like:
"Best price, best price. You give me best price, I bring friend"
"Teksi, need teksi. 120 baht? No no too spensive! You give me best price!"
"You have green curry chicken? With rice, with rice. Yes yes, green curry rice. No bones, no bones!"
I find myself repeating phrases more and more naturally. And speaking in bare sentences with minimum amounts of key words. We know a problem exists when the three of us start conversing in broken english and there are no thais around us. For example, in our room: "We go shopping tomorrow." "Yes need brush, brush gone" Okay that didnt really happen but almost!!
I was running out of internet time in my last post and was getting pissed cuz the keyboard sucked, hence the cursing! Koh Samui was nice but pretty commericalized. I felt like i was in Australia! Lots of families on the beach we were staying in, which was called Chewang Beach. The night after our failed Tiger tour (monkeys, treacherous waterfall, coconut juice, buddhas, etc) we watched some Muay Thai boxing. It was pretty fun but not as brutal as i thought it would be, i was hoping for some more blood!! It supposed to be called "The Most Devastating Martial Art" for a reason! The next day we got Thai massages for the first time, for 6 dollars CAD! It was amazing. Thai massages are not conventional massages, they actaully use their body parts to massage you, like elbows, knees, etc. They stretch you and bend you in ways you never knew possible!! But it was quite cool and we are going to go for another one today before we go to bed.
We had a day full of ghetto travelling today and it got quite annoying!! We were supposed to get into Phuket at 2:00 BUT we didnt get here until around 6 because we kept getting transferred!! We woke up at 6 and got on a bus to go to the ferry. Ferry then bus, then mini van that was supposed to be airconditioned...key word: supposed to be! We were sooo tired and sticky!! Phuket seems really lively but one of the problems i've noticed is a surplus of americans...in all of my travels i have only met about 2....and Phuket is full of them. We also started seeing a lot of men in buzz cuts, and i had a feeling it was the US Military. Either that or the new style in America. So we asked a couple of buzz cutted boys wearing a different uniform where they were from...and lo and behold they were the group of military boys chosen to make sure that the other military boys dont get too drunk and cause too much ruckus! They also have special police stationed here to look after the military guys! There are 3 fleets of them coming home from Iraq, in perspective that is 1900 soldiers! What a wrong time to come to Phuket!! It also seems quite dirty here compared to other places, in a debaucherous way. Lots of old, old white men with very,very young thai girls. We are just disgusted when we see that! We havnt been exposed to anything like this before! Its wierd because all the thai men are in the shops trying to sell purses to white women, while all the thai women are on the street trying to sell their bodies to white men! Excuse the crudeness!
Anyways tomorrow we are going to take a tour to James Bond Island, which is supposedly just beautiful. I think its a masjid and a little muslim fishing village built in the middle of the ocean.

We are probably going to rent motor bikes/vespas and tour the island the day after (mummy thinking of you!!). Thats all anyone rides here! I have my eyes on a hot pink one!
One of the biggest differences between Thailand and Malaysia is the type of stray animals roaming the streets! Malaysia was full of cats and it was a lot nicer to see, whereas Thailand has huge suicidal dogs everywhere that just lie in the middle of the road because of the heat! Yuck! We nearly saw one get hit yesterday, his eye popped out! :(
Let me leave you all with a beautiful picture of what Phuket is supposed to look like!!

But before you get jealous, keep in mind that this picture is not mine because it is freaking RAINING!! I think it is because i didnt bring my lucky umbrella with me...thats the Commonwealth Games umbrella that i bought from Melbourne but each time i bring it out it never rains and each time i dont it pours! Well, that's Murphy's Law i guess!